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He looked like he must be hung. On the taller side, muscular and he seemed confident. I can usually tell just by the way a guy wears his pants how big or how small he is. Once I detect a tiny dick I immediately know that he will mindlessly pay and do whatever the fuck I tell him.
Imagine my surprise when we got back to his place and I actually saw what he was packing. I was immediately thrown off. Like, WTF? How could this relatively good looking guy have a micro penis? I mean he was lucky if it was 3 inches.
I just started laughing hysterically. What else did he really expect? Of course he began apologizing profusely. I was like, no thanks. I need a big dick to ride.
The Case Of The Tiny Dick – Case Solved
What about you? Are you packing an inch worm? If you are, I will find out. There are multiple ways that I can fuck you up. And there you are just standing there like a complete idiot with your dick in your hand. Talk about an easy target, that would be you.
For some reason I must just have a sixth sense for these things. Perhaps that could be considered a talent of some sort but what would I ever even use it for? Detecting tiny dicks doesn’t really help anyone does it? Nope, didn’t think so. What purpose could you possibly serve other than comic relief?
So, we should just focus on the cock at hand. Let’s see what you aren’t working with. At the very least I can get a good laugh out of it. It is actually so fucking sad though. Do you cry yourself to sleep?
Detective Morgan is on the case yet again!
MORGAN 1-844-332-2639 ext. 236