Mama Felicity 1844-332-2693 Ext 270
Gather ’round kitten girls; Momma has a story to tell, and all of you bitches are for sure gonna want this tea. For it is PIPPING hawt! So, my favorite Sissy Jessica is back in action, and girlie messaged me to tell me all the deets. She texted me early this morning to inform me that she was going to try on wedding dresses later today. (At that moment, she didn’t say more, so I was picturing her going to a boutique with champagne flutes and flimsy veils. Phew, was I off!) I was SO excited for her and told her to send me pictures as she went. Well, she got WAY more than she bargained for with this wedding dress blunder, and we just had to share with the group. Remember, I wasn’t there, and she gave me permission to share, so what I don’t know, I’m just gonna fill in the gaps with my sexy imagination.