Mooning Police Officers: Suzie and I were just trying to have some fucking fun! I don’t know why those cops got so upset with us. Mooning never hurt anyone but you’d think we had stolen the hope diamond or something equally nefarious. It was totally harmless fun and those officers completely overreacted!
So, how did we get here you ask? Well, Suzie and I had been playing some video games together. Then we got bored and decided to go for a ride around town. That’s when we passed the cops just sitting there parked eating their donuts. We passed them the first time waving sweetly. But then I got the best idea ever!
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