Oink

Phonesex with Felicity 1844-332-2639 x 270  

I may be a day late but I will never be a dollar short with you oink boys running around. I know, I know. Yesterday’s holiday isn’t ACTUALLY about Paypig’s but you have to admit it would be fun to have your own day. One where you just know you are expected to come out of pocket for everything.

I personally expect you to oink for me while giving up your cash every day but making you pay on a day meant for you just makes me giddy. Were you a good oinker? No? Then you better make up for it today little loser. March is a month meant for growth and opportunity. Take the opportunity to pay me now.

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