Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY Ext 357
There are many ways to enjoy a weekend, but one of my favorites is inviting the girls over for brunch. Mercedes and Diana are such great company; boy, can they gossip! We huddle around the little patio table, sharing tea and cock stories while stuffing ourselves full of little biscuits and cookies. Normally, that’s how our bottomless mimosa brunches go, but today, I was stuck babysitting Mr. Stinky Pampers.
If you’ve been around here for a bit, then you’ve probably figured out how this stinky winker got his nickname. HE is one of the smelliest babies around! Oh, sorry, I mean smelliest BIG BOYS, around. The girls and I were talking about the latest stud Mercedes had bent over her bed while Mr. Stinky Pampers was playing with his little toy trucks. Or so we thought he was playing… Until the smell hit us!
Stinky Mr. Pampers Wrecks Our Brunch
I saw Diana’s nose twitch first. She is so sensitive to smells that I wasn’t surprised she sniffed his messy pamper out before the rest of us. I sniffed at the sight of her pretty face scrunching up. Something terribly smelly had entered the patio. “Pewyouuu!” she hissed and waved her hand in front of her nose. “What is that?”
Mercedes’ eyes got wide, and it looked as if she was trying to hold her breath. She must have known, just like I did, that we were about to experience another stinky bout of diaper changes! “Oh, no!” she cried. “Did the baby make a stinky mess in his diapie?”
I looked over at where Mr. Stinky Pampers was waddling onto the patio. His big, saggy diaper drooped all the way down in the back. “Ugh, I’m sorry, ladies. I made the stinkiest face as I pushed from the table. Giving Mr. Stinky Pants a sideways look.
“Nu uhh.” His little face reddened as he squatted right there in front of us. Clearly straining! “I did not,” he huffed through a push, and the girls hollered all the stinky sounds.
“Pewwouuu!” “Uckie! Gross, he’s still going!” “Phewwwiieee!” I hurried over to Mr. Stinky Pampers and scooped him right up. Pressing my nose to the back of his obviously fully pamper and choked.
“Yup! This tinky baby needs a change before the whole neighborhood can smell him! Will you ladies help me hold him down?” I pleaded with D and M to help cus the job was SO big!
“Anything to make the stench go away,” Diana added as she stood up too and grabbed the wipes and a fresh Pampers.
“Hurry so we can get back to my story!” Mercedes giggled with her nose tucked in her elbow.
Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY Ext 357
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