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Have a holly jolly Dick Xmas it’s the best time of the year! I don’t know if there’ll be cum but have a cup of lube! Good morning everyone! And a merry MERRY DICKMAS TO ALL! What? Its valentine’s day?
But isn’t that the day where men buy gifts to give to a girl and then the girl is really excited, so his dick gets some pussy, blowjob, anal or other naughty nice treats? Yea? Then see? Tell me how that isn’t dick Xmas! It sounds like a good day to have a dick to me anyway.
merry MERRY Dickmas your He-haw-hoe is here!
For those of you who don’t have dates tonight. Who has no place for your cocks to fit just right? Never fear your He-haw-hoe is here! You can have your own personal backwoods degenerate hussy to spoil all day long. Then when the lights go out it’s your turn to get spoiled.
I can tease and please you all night long. Until the clock strikes Midnight and the magic ends and the world turns back into the regular stupid pumpkin from its magical carriage self. Don’t let this wonderful day for amazing dick presents and cum galore pass you by.
Don’t be the one guy come Monday morning at work to NOT have a fantastic sexual experience to tell all the guys at work. You know like the movie Highlander “There can only be ONE”. One man with the top story that rules all the other men. Don’t you want all your fellow co-workers and friends to bow before you declaring that you among all your peers had the best ever Dickmas!
Think of how good it will feel to brag to them and be telling the truth that you had a sexy barely legal teen making you cum over and over again all night long until you dick was limp and your sex craving more than satisfied.
Come on now don’t you want to have a merry merry dickmas?