MORGAN 1-844-332-2639 ext 236
Your Dick is Cumfuzzled, that’s right. There is no “treat” in this Trick or Treat season for you. This will be about the trickery. I love to play tricks on losers everyday of the year but especially on Halloween. That is when I pull out all of the stops.
Let’s just hope for your sake that you can take what’s coming to you. At the very least you will be completely confused and mindfucked, aka cumfuzzled.
And just who will you have to thank for this little predicament of yours? Well, that would be me. I already have a major reputation as a mean cocktease. Your little dickens should be no challenge for me whatsoever. What you need to do is dress the thing up for Halloween.
Your Dick Is Cumfuzzled – Trick Your Dick
Just think of all of the possibilities. He could go as a ghost dick. Maybe even a little devil. Just surprise me with what you can “cum” up with. One thing that won’t be a surprise is how fucking small that little thing is. I could tell that you were a tiny dick loser as soon as I saw you and I didn’t even see your dick yet.
For some reason I must just have a sixth sense for these things. Perhaps that could be considered a talent of some sort but what would I ever even use it for? Detecting tiny dicks doesn’t really help anyone does it? Nope, didn’t think so.
So, we should just focus on the cock at hand. Let’s see what you aren’t working with. At the very least I can get a good laugh out of it. Laughter is medicine or so they say. Entertain me for once in your life, loser.
Well, what are you waiting for? Whip it out and let’s see what it’s all about.
MORGAN 1-844-332-2639 ext. 236