Mama Felicity 1844-332-2639 Ext 270
Bargain hunting and thrifting are like my favorite weekend hobbies. I love grabbing a coffee and driving around the oldest towns in the south, looking for antique shops. The more obscure the better. Plus, you can’t beat the scenery. My galpal Jessica and I were on such an adventure last weekend when we ran into a side-of-the-road swap shop thing. It looked rough on the outside. Junk was piled high on all sides of the building, and something in me just tingled! These wrecked old places sometimes are hiding things you didn’t know you needed! I knew I would find a treasure inside the disaster. I had no clue it would be a pair of milking panties for my husband!
Milking Panties
Jessica and I walked in, and our eyes bounced around the shelves of old toys and tools. I think whoever owned this weird little place must have been collecting tiny treasures for decades. We started to pick up strange items and giggled together with shouts of, “Oh my God, look!” and “What the fuck is this?” Deep into the maze of hallways and random rooms packed with junk, we came across a closet-like room with racks of clothing in all sizes, from all levels of fashion taste.
As I plucked through, my fingers snagged on something silky. I pulled at the bit and noticed it was trimmed in lace. When it finally stretched free from where it must have been hidden for a lifetime, I started to cackle. It was a large pair of silk panties with a circular hole cut in the crotch, which was also trimmed in lace. Above the hole, in embriodered cursive script, read “Milking Panties.”
“Holy fuck,” I giggled and held them up high. “Jess, look!”
“Ew!” She tucked her knees together as she bent forward, laughing. Someone was gonna wet themselves from how funny they’d found my little treasure. “You are not getting those.” She wiped her eyes of her silly tears.
“The fuck I’m not!” I held up my prize. “I can’t wait to pull Darren through these babies during his weekly milking.”
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