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I came home to the scent of overcooked sugar and something suspiciously like chocolate melted on the stovetop. “Liam?” I called, dropping my keys with a clatter, already bracing myself. What I found in the kitchen stopped me mid-sigh. There was flour dusted on every surface like powdered snowfall, eggshells were floating in a bowl like tiny ceramic rafts, and my grown-up baby, wearing nothing but footed pajamas and a look of proud guilt, was standing knee-deep in spilled sprinkles.
He had clearly attempted to make Christmas cookies. It was a noble effort, really, but whatever recipe he used had devolved into what looked like a science experiment gone rogue. A lopsided dough monster clung to the counter, a measuring cup was stuck on his head like a helmet, and my (VERY EXPENSIVE) mixer lay on its side, still twitching with post-beating aftershocks.
the scent of overcooked sugar
“I just wanted to help, Mommy,” he mumbled. His thumb was already twitching toward his mouth, which told me he was bracing for impact. “Oh, sweetie,” I said, pinching the bridge of my nose, “this isn’t helping.” I stepped carefully over a trail of crushed graham crackers and surveyed the area. Everywhere I looked, disaster has struck.
“You know the rules, munchkin. When you play messy, you get consequences. Especially when you ignore the ‘no unsupervised baking’ rule for the third time this month.” He pouted. Adorable, but irrelevant. No amount of cuteness could save his behind from what was about to happen!
I did what any sensible mommy would do and sat on the flour-dusted kitchen chair, pulling him over my lap, pulling down his pajama pants, and delivering a series of firm, rhythmic spanks to his diaper-padded backside. Despite the diaper, each smack echoed through the kitchen like tiny sleigh bells of regret. “Ow! Mommy! It was just one little mess!” he yelped, though I knew he secretly loved the attention almost as much as he loved making major messes for me to clean.
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