We all like hide and go seek sometimes but not in the bedroom. When in my bedroom if you pull down your pants and I go “Where’s your dick?” you are going to be in for it.
I’m not going to apologize for hurting your feelings or shattering your self-esteem. Pulling down your pants in front of me when you have nothing but disappoint to share is brave. Very surprising you had any self-esteem to begin with.