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You stumble into the goth bar, which is a place you’ve never been before. It’s dark, and the pulsing music is overwhelming. A cloud of fog hangs over the dance floor, and the air is thick with sweat and *******. You’ve always had a thing for goth girls, and you’re hoping to find one to take home tonight.

As you make your way to the bar, you notice me sitting alone in a corner booth. I’m dressed in all black, with fishnets and big platform boots. I’m staring intently at my phone, but as you approach, I look up and catch your eye.

“Hey there,” you say, trying to sound smooth. “What’s a beautiful girl like you doing all alone in a place like this?” Continue reading “You Like Being Humiliated, Don’t You?”