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Ahh, Summer. The time of year when so much flesh is on display. The beach is like a body buffet, and you poor, stupid straight boys get all caught up in the hype.
It can be challenging for guys who know exactly what I’m all about when I’m laying out on a sandy beach. All they see is my toned tummy and beautiful breast. My best attribute is tucked away in my bikini bottoms. Those poor, overconfident straight men always feel so brave hitting on a woman their dick finds attractive only to get all butt hurt when they find out I have a cock. Literally.
Summer Lovin
Just the other day, I was minding my own business, catching some rays with my big floppy straw hat and sunglasses covering most of my face, when a hulking body blotted out my sun. When I pulled my glasses down my nose, he was flexing obnoxiously and spewed some lame pickup line from the 90s. I smiled and bit the arm of my glasses, letting him think he had me swooning.
I let him pass me his phone and punched in my digits, telling him he could take me to dinner when the sun went down. We met later that night. I was no longer in a bikini but a slinky little dress that highlighted all my curves. He was practically salivating as he helped me sit at the table. Conversation flowed like good wine, and then he started to get handsy.
I don’t mind, I love a man who fondles me all over, but as his hand crept up my thigh under the table and he bumped my prominent bulge, he jumped back, baffled. “You’re uh, you have uh…”
I nodded as I sipped from the glass provided. “And I’m gonna feed it all to you this summer.”
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