Sexy Lexi 844-33-CANDY (844-332-2639), ext. 261
That’s right, boys! Just like all the other fake made up holidays, this is another one to add to your list. I’ve got it figured out, though! This is all economics, or something. I’ve been studying this in school. It’s all a matter of supply and demand. I have a question for you. Do you pay for porn? No! Of course you don’t fucking pay for porn, nobody pays for porn! But this is all a dark plan by all the porn companies out there.
You see, they started No Nut November to scam you guys into depriving yourself. 30 agonizing, terrible, long days without cumming. And then, when December 1st hits, you are free to release all that pent up pressure. So where do you go? Your favorite porn site, of course. But then there it is. You need Premium Access to get past a 10 second preview. And then they screw you. And not the good type. You’re on the hook, no good free porn in site, so what do you? Open your wallet.
Say “Fuck You No Nut November” and give me a call to get your nut on.
So look, just fuck all of that, ok? Here’s what you do instead. Don’t get suckered in by the Big Porna and empty your wallet on them. I have the secret. What you do is call Lexi (that’s me) and you get the Free Nut Pass. No, don’t listen to the internet. It’s real, and I have it, and it’s all for you. Say “Fuck You No Nut November” and give me a call to get your nut on. Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone on the internet, and it’s ok to lie. I promise, your friends are lying if they said they haven’t nutted yet. (I know because the fucking called me, too! HA!)
Sexy Lexi
844-33-CANDY
(844-332-2639)
ext 261