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What are you doing at nine pm EST? I’ll tell you what you’re going to be doing! You’ll Join Julie and me in the phonesexcandy playroom for Game Night! It’s free to play, and there will be a basket of giggles this week! With a dash of well-meaning humiliation!
We’re going to see how our players stack up against household items. I’m sure you’ve measured your dick against a hundred things before, so this won’t be anything you aren’t used to. I guess minus the audience, but it will be fun! And the biggest boy in the room wins (Because, of course, he does. Cucks and little dick losers always come in last.)
Is Your Penis Bigger Than… Game Night!
Now, we won’t make it easy for the big boys! We have some twists and turns up our sleeves! The winner gets to enjoy 15 minutes with any girl who participates in the game. That’s a thirty-seven dollar and fifty cent value since they get a full two weeks to claim their win!
What’s to lose? What do you have going on that is more fun than hanging out with your favorite candy girls?
**Game Night Bonus—
So you were a smart boy and clicked to read more! Now you’ve earned a bonus to help you during the game. When I ask who will play, shout out, “My penis is bigger than a pickle power bank,” and You’ll be awarded five bonus points! Shhh, don’t tell anyone else. It’s our secret!
Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY Ext 357