Cory 1-844-332-2639 ext 407
I adore my boy. He’s the sweetest, most adorable ABDL munchkin you ever did see, all wrapped up in a crinkly diaper. But there’s just one tiny, rather small secret I’ve been keeping under wraps, quite literally. When my fellow Mamas would gather for their notorious “bragging brunches,” regaling us with tales of their boys’ magnificent, awe-inspiring, frankly colossal dick sizes (yes, we do compare), I’d just sip my mimosa and plaster on a smile.
“Oh, my Aiden’s a real handful,” Brenda would gush, “eight glorious inches, and thick as a soda can! Such a big boy!” Meanwhile, my own sweet boy was, well, more of a charming four. A secret that felt as heavy as a lead diaper, even though it was in reality so impossibly light (and small…oh, so very small!).
All Wrapped Up, In More Ways Than One!
I remember one particularly excruciating afternoon, Pamela, with her perpetually smug grin, leaned across the table, practically preening. “You know, my Timmy had a full diaper explosion last night, and when I finally got him changed, bless his heart, he was still so worked up, I swear he looked like a miniature hose, just ready to burst! Must have been pushing nine inches when he was all excited.”
Meanwhile, my own boy looks more like a cocktail sausage, even on his most enthusiastic days. I felt a bead of sweat trickle down my back from the sheer terror of being expected to contribute to this penile parade of grandeur. My internal monologue was screaming, “A hose? My boy’s more of a gentle dribble from a slightly leaky faucet! How do I even compete with that kind of imagery?”
When Brenda started describing Aiden’s impressive “morning wood” as “something that could knock over a small lamp,” I quickly interjected, “Oh, speaking of knocking things over, my guy just discovered the joy of knocking over the entire tower of blocks I carefully built yesterday! Such a mischievous rascal, isn’t he?” The abrupt topic change usually earned me a few bewildered stares, but it was far better than having to conjure up a fantastical tale about my boy’s pitiful endowment.
Cory 1-844-332-2639 ext 407
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