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A sweet, southern, Sassy mouth can tear you apart without making her words sound cruel. I could bless your heart while stroking your cheek, and you may think I mean something like I’m praying for you. Or lovingly look down at your face and ask, “Aren’t you precious?” Wouldn’t your heart just skip a beat thinking how much I cared for ya? When in all reality, I’ve just called you dumber than a box of rocks to your face, and you thanked me for it.

Us Southern mamas have a whole different way of speaking than the rest of this crazy world does. While in public, I may hiss a whisper in your ear that tells you to “Fix your damn face.” Instantly, you know I was unhappy with your expression and you should plaster on a fake smile immediately.

 

Sassy can be Playful

 

Whether I’m fixin’ you dinner or fixin’ to whoop your ass, you should always know not to wander too far from me. I don’t wanna hear excuses like you was just off yonder, darlin’. If you make me worry about you, then you’d for sure be barkin’ up the wrong tree. Mama, don’t play those games, boy.

However, if you act right and treat me with the utmost respect, you’ll get as much of this sweet southern sun tea, as your little belly can hold.

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