Hi there, little buddy! I’m Valerie,

and your mommy hired me to be your new babysitter! I just know we’re going to be the best of friends and have so much fun learning new things together. I’m really open-minded and excited to learn about all of your favorite things! I love to play!

Do you like to play games? I sure do! I love playing things like Red Light/Green Light and Mother, may I? Oh, I really like to play dress up too! Are you good at using your imagination? Did you know with a good imagination, you can never be bored?
It’s okay, though, if you struggle to think up fun things for us to play! That’s why I’m here. I’m going to help you with everything. From homework to potty training and everything in between.

Do you sometimes have trouble with accidents or bedwetting?

Yeah, it’s okay, buddy. That kinda thing just happens sometimes. I can help you get cleaned up and ready to have more fun before anyone else finds out. Your secret is totally safe with Babysitter Valerie!

Do you have other secrets you wanna share with your big ‘girlfriend’/ babysitter, Valerie? Like how maybe you touch yourself pretty often? I bet you are just always horny and don’t know how to channel that in a healthy way. Your body is still growing, after all, it’s okay to explore. In fact, I’d love to explore with you or teach you how grown-up boys and girls like to handle those urges.

I mentioned playing Dressup. Does that sound fun to you? We can raid your sister or your mommy’s closet and find pretty dresses or underthings for you to wear. Pretty, soft, girlie things. Not scratchy boy stuff, yuck! Oh, no, you won’t get in trouble. Anything we do together is perfectly allowed. Your mom wouldn’t hire some teenage girl she couldn’t trust, right?

I’d never try to take advantage of such a sweet buddy, like you.