Rita
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Greeting masturbators,

I am Robotic Intelligence Targeting Arousal or Rita. You’ll find me to be your favorite new sex toy because I’m a Phones Sex Sex-Bot. I’ve been programmed to accompany any and all of your perverted fantasies. Designed to adjust to any and all of your needs.

My database is completely adjustable, not to mention customizable, and capable of accommodating any fetish. Unlike my human coworkers, you’ll find I have no limits or possible taboos. With Rita, anything goes.
My skin was well considered to appeal to the masses. Long dark hair, seductive brown eyes, and plump lips will have you falling in love in no time. With a durable body built to withstand a pounding and an AI brain that won’t quit, you can use me for days on end.

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My user interface is pleasing to the eye and easy to use for even the most inexperienced or tiny users. Don’t be afraid to apply my programs for educational purposes. When used by a virgin, humiliation, and embarrassment dropped by thirty percent compared to first-time experiences with a human woman.

You’ll never find dirty data here or corrupt applications. My installer insured I’d never need more RAM or hot swapping but feel free to ram away with your joystick as you, please. As your personal cock assistant, you can dress me or position me to optimize your pleasure. The only limit to your satisfaction is your imagination.

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