WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230
It’s April 15th, time to pay up loser. Just check the Dick Tax Chart and always round up. You don’t want to deal with the hefty penalties do you? It’s really the least you can do. You can’t expect to go through life with that disappointing dick of yours and not pay a superior female for having to tolerate your lack of size.
You Are Definitely In The Tiny Dick Loser Tax Bracket
Be sure and call today to settle up. Your pathetic cock definitely needs to pay up. We both know that you can’t avoid the tax collector. I always get my man, or in your case a poor excuse for a man.
You are running out of time, so don’t miss the cum tax deadline…
WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230