As a bartender

in my own personal Sin city, I know exactly what you need. I can read between the lines of what goes unsaid. Anticipate your desires just as any good bartender should. My suggestion for you is a Naked lady COCKtail? Lucky for you too that I know just how to give that to you. It has such a unique taste. Just like me. Made with a little white bum, some apriCOCK and other fresh squeezed juices squeezed by yours truly.

It’s so well-balanced again just like me with my perfect round breast down to my perfect round ass. This delight is wonderful for sampling right before your main course…. ME! Or, how about a Porn-star Marini? It’s a seductive zingy COCKtail that is sure to excite the right parts of you. Making you tingle down deep in your pants. It’s on the fruitier side of things but then again so are some of you that come to see me! Made from a variety of fruity juices I plan to extract from you PERSONALLY! Ideal for those who just love a bit of luxury and spot on attention.

Once you get a good look

at me you will want all the attention I have to offer. Lucky for you again that I have so many a la carte options for you to choose from. The attention you need most desperately is sure to be there. All that’s left for you to do is act on your very dirty down deep impulses. You know your needs are not being met. You know you need something that will make you feel again. Well then take a seat at my bar and let me pour you something that beCUMS you. And if you’re lucky something that beCUMS me too! Why wait? Your drink is waiting for you.