You’ve heard of The Girlfriend Experience, but what I offer is so much more. I give you the complete mindfuck. Sure, there are girls who will go through the motions and pretend to be your girlfriend. The fact is anyone can play-act and pretend. The difference with me is that I will completely convince you that this is 100 percent real.

I really should get an award for my ability to assess the situation and know that a marriage is destined for failure. There are so many factors but it usually drills down to the dumb wife. She either married you for economic stability or out of her own delusional version of romantic love. Either way, she will end up disappointed and resentful.

The fact is that most wives drive their husbands to seek approval outside the marriage because of their incessant nagging and berating. A married man will come to me after years of not being appreciated and being so sexually frustrated that he has started to feel emasculated. Once a man has sunk into depression and is vulnerable, he is easy pickings for someone like me. This is when my acting skills come into play. I am an opportunist and I intuitively know how to act and what to say to lure you in.

It’s only a matter of time before you are completely obsessed and “in love” with me. I always become the single most important thing in your life. You will do anything to keep me front and center. I’ve seen men lie, cheat and even steal to please me.

If you think you are ready for the “real deal” mindfuck girlfriend experience you should just call me. Stop settling for mediocre and take a risk. Why settle for less than the best when she is right here.