Morgan’s Sexy Southern Slang Phone Sex

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

I love being a southern girl with southern values and southern ways. In that vein, I am sharing some southern sayings with you that have a southern slant to them with some commentary on how they may relate to you:  You’re Welcome!

  • Dry as Last Year’s Birds Nest aka Your wife’s pussy
  • Suckin’ Hind Tit This is in reference to being the runt of the litter aka your small penis
  • Could eat the hind end off a rag doll. This means you are hungry aka you want to eat my pussy bad
  • That will break him from sucking eggs. Something traumatic that changes a bad habit. You have lots of those so this could be about anything, really.
  • Bigger than a skinned mule aka fat as in your wife or my Sugar Daddy’s fat cock
  • Full as a tick. Either you ate way too much or your balls are about to explode.
  • Tougher than a pine knot. this can mean impossible/difficult or a beautiful woman aka me.
  • Slick as a mole’s butt. My pussy right after I have it waxed duh, or slick as a ribbon.

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Morgan’s Wrecked And Ruined Phone Sex- Another One Bites The Dust

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

I really get off on wrecking marriages, lives and homes. It’s a perverse thrill every time another married man falls for my charms. It really is almost too fucking easy. I really blame the wives. They neglect their husband and then are shocked when he strays. Of course, he does. Why wouldn’t he? I’m young, hot and ready to take him to places he’s never even thought of before.

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Morgan’s Fucking Up Your Marriage Phone Sex

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

I love fucking with older, married men. It’s way too much fun not to. Seeing that look of panic in your eyes as you realize you are past the point of no return. Your bitch of a wife has found out and your marriage is in a shambles. You agree to her demands of marital counseling and total transparency. But, you know you can’t live up to your promise.

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Morgan’s Stuffin’ My Muffin Phone Sex

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

It’s National Muffin Day! What better way to celebrate than to enjoy your favorite, barely legal teen’s delicious muffin? I’m ready and waiting for you. One taste is never enough, is it? In fact, I’m sure you are drooling right now, aren’t you? Your cock is probably hard too and leaking precum at just the thought of my sweet, little muffin.

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Morgan’s TechDomme Phone Sex

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

Techdomme may be something you have never heard of. Leave it to me to be on the cutting edge of phone sex. I am young and tech savvy so what else would you expect? If you are into video games and other tech nerd stuff then I am the perfect phone sex partner for you. We can incorporate all kinds of tech into our play.

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Morgan’s Hanging You Out to Dry Phone Sex

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

It’s February! Finally, damn January was depressing and boring. Let’s start this month off with a bang (or even better, a gang bang) Just think of all of the fun and new ways for us to fuck. That’s why I am dubbing the month of February as the month to fuck. Whether it’s a quick blow job under your desk at work, a clandestine fuck in the bed you share with your dumb wife or a weekend of fucking at a no-tell motel, I’m up for anything.

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Morgan’s Gone Muddin’ Phone Sex

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

Sure, my pussy is perfect and tight and really gets you off, but there is something else that you crave. You dirty, fucking pervert. I know what you really want. It’s small and tight and it craves your cock too. You want to go muddin’ and I am not talking about an ATV. I’m talking about the perfect, little mudhole for you to explore.

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Morgan’s Game Day “Redneck Sex Trivia” Phone Sex

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Hi, perverts! It’s Saturday and that means Game Day. I will be your hot as fuck hostess so you know it will be hot and dirty. Put your thinking caps on for once and try to use your big head this time. You can use the other one later. Just for reading this blog you get a free code word worth 1 point. I try to give you guys a head start. And the winner gets a free 15-minute phone sex call.

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Morgan’s High School Rebellion Phone Sex

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

Well, school is back and what the fuck dude, I got too spoiled over the holidays. It was so hard to wake up this morning and drag my hot, little ass into school. But, once I got there it wasn’t so bad. Of course, the girls are all jealous of me and the guys all want to fuck me. What else is new?

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Morgan’s It Must Suck to Be You Phone Sex

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

Wow, it must really suck to be you. I mean, seriously dude. You have the worst luck, don’t you? Nagging wife, small cock and ever-shrinking bank account? What in the fuck? You work all of the time and yet you still sink further into debt. Then you see me and you think there might be an escape from your humdrum life.

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